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Hah, the Beagle strikes again!
You go, Fen!
If I were Boris Johnson I’d be begging you for the signed original — it’s beautiful. It’s just what this country needs a bit of buccaneering spirit. If only he and Farage would join forces.
Yo-Ho-Ho and up yer bum!
Here comes the capt’n with his bottle ‘o’ Rum!
Fi-Fi-Fo-Fum!
I smell the blood of an English Hun!
Ah Fen, always worth the wait. Love Longshot Johnson BTW.
Twas on the good ship ‘Eagle’
The terror of the Seagull!
The figurehead was ‘windmill’ Ed
Being buggered by a Beagle.
The Bosun’s name was Huhne
By god he was a prune,
If you swallowed what he said
You’d find yourself stuck ‘in the head’!
Humming a jolly tune.
The Cabin boy’s name was Nick,
Enough to make you sick
He jammed the locks
And opened the cocks,
The vicious little prick.
The ships cooks name was Rompuy
– We were becalmed and grumpy
“Eat your Greens
And Yuman Beans
And blow us all to Pompey!”
Boom! Boom!…:-D
No room for Captain Pugwash in there then?
I’m not sure I can type anything after that rendition of the good ship venus.
Brilliant!
It does help to be 100% behind your leader
you get a better shot at him from that position.
Excellent work as usual Fen.
Nice one, Skippy.
It’s the Airbus perched on his shoulder like a parrot that does it for me. [Or is it a Boeing?]
“The opinion polls now have us on 9%, some on 10% and 12% [up from 3% in 2010]. Why is it happening?
Well probably I think that we’re quite lucky with our enemies.”
~Nigel Farage, UKIP
Of course, Caligula was never as silly as modern politicians who are so eager to believe pseudo-scientific quackery. He never made his horse Incitatus—or “Speedy”—a consul; according to Suetonius (Vita Gai, 55), “It is even reported that he intended to make him consul”—consulatum quoque traditur destinasse.
I think you’re making that up 🙂
Love it! Love it! Love it!